These are the most complete videos I found, but then they ruined it by having liberal commercials on the end (one for Bill Maher and one for that movie W.. just don't watch those!)
One really funny thing is the girl doing the rap is a month overdue in her pregnancy-she is huge but does a great job
MY NAME IS SARAH PALIN, YOU ALL KNOW ME, VICE-PREZZY NOMINEE OF THE GOP, GONNA NEED YOUR VOTE IN THE NEXT ELECTION, CAN I GET A WHAT-WHAT FROM THE SENIOR SECTION! McCAIN GOT EXPERIENCE, McCAIN GOT STYLE, BUT DON'T LET HIM FREAK YOU OUT WHEN HE TRIES TO SMILE CUZ THAT SMILE BE CREEPY, BUT WHEN I'M V.P., ALL THE LEADERS IN THE WORLD GONNA FINALLY MEET ME!
(FRED ARMISEN & ANDY SAMBERG enter as ESKIMOS)
(POEHLER) HOW'S IT GO, ESKIMOS? TELL TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW, ESKIMOS! HOW YA FEEL, ESKIMOS? TELL TELL ME WHAT YOU FEEL, ESKIMOS!
(SAMBERG/ARMISEN) ESKIMOS! ESKIMOS! ICE COLD! SUPER COLD!
(POEHLER) I'M JEREMIAH WRIGHT CUZ TONIGHT I'M THE PREACHER, I GOT A BOOKISH LOOK AND YOU'RE ALL HOT FOR TEACHER,
(JASON SUDEIKIS enters as TODD PALIN and stands next to POEHLER)
(POEHLER) TODD LOOKING FINE ON HIS SNOW MACHINE, SO HOT FOR EACH OTHER, NEED A GO-BETWEEN! IN WASILLA, WE JUST CHILL BABY CHILLA BUT WHEN I SEE OIL, IT'S ... (ALL) DRILL BABY DRILLA!
(POEHLER) MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE, FROM MY PORCH I CAN SEE RUSSIA AND SUCH.
ALL THE MAVERICKS IN THE HOUSE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP, ALL THE MAVERICKS IN THE HOUSE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP! ALL THE PLUMBERS IN THE HOUSE, PULL YOUR PANTS UP, ALL THE PLUMBERS IN THE HOUSE, PULL YOUR PANTS UP!
WHEN I SAY OBAMA, YOU SAY AYERS, OBAMA! (SAMBERG/ARMISEN) AYERS! (POEHLER) OBAMA! (SAMBERG/ARMISEN) AYERS! (POEHLER) I BUILT ME A BRIDGE AND IT AIN'T GOING NOWHERE! OOOOOHHHHHHHH. McCAIN/PALIN GONNA PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN … OF THE MEDIA ELITE! (SAMBERG/ARMISEN) SHE LIKES RED MEAT!
(MOOSE enters)
(POEHLER) SHOOT A MUTHA HUMPIN MOOSE EIGHT DAYS OF THE WEEK, NOW YOU'RE DEAD NOW YOU'RE DEAD CUZ I'M AN ANIMAL, AND I'M BIGGER THAN YOU HOLDIN' A SHOTGUN, WORKIN' THE PUMP EVERYBODY PARTY, WE GOING ON A HUNT LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA YO I'M PALIN I'M OUT!
Thats pretty funny! I have to admit I was a little worried about her going on the show but it ended up ok. It could have been a disaster. The Alec Baldwin bit was funny but sad because he probably does really hate her.
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MY NAME IS SARAH PALIN, YOU ALL KNOW ME,
VICE-PREZZY NOMINEE OF THE GOP,
GONNA NEED YOUR VOTE IN THE NEXT ELECTION,
CAN I GET A WHAT-WHAT FROM THE SENIOR SECTION!
McCAIN GOT EXPERIENCE,
McCAIN GOT STYLE,
BUT DON'T LET HIM FREAK YOU OUT
WHEN HE TRIES TO SMILE
CUZ THAT SMILE BE CREEPY,
BUT WHEN I'M V.P.,
ALL THE LEADERS IN THE WORLD GONNA FINALLY MEET ME!
(FRED ARMISEN & ANDY SAMBERG enter as ESKIMOS)
(POEHLER) HOW'S IT GO, ESKIMOS?
TELL TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW, ESKIMOS!
HOW YA FEEL, ESKIMOS?
TELL TELL ME WHAT YOU FEEL, ESKIMOS!
(SAMBERG/ARMISEN) ESKIMOS! ESKIMOS! ICE COLD! SUPER COLD!
(POEHLER) I'M JEREMIAH WRIGHT CUZ TONIGHT I'M THE PREACHER,
I GOT A BOOKISH LOOK AND YOU'RE ALL HOT FOR TEACHER,
(JASON SUDEIKIS enters as TODD PALIN and stands next to POEHLER)
(POEHLER) TODD LOOKING FINE ON HIS SNOW MACHINE,
SO HOT FOR EACH OTHER, NEED A GO-BETWEEN!
IN WASILLA, WE JUST CHILL BABY CHILLA
BUT WHEN I SEE OIL, IT'S ...
(ALL) DRILL BABY DRILLA!
(POEHLER) MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE,
FROM MY PORCH I CAN SEE
RUSSIA AND SUCH.
ALL THE MAVERICKS IN THE HOUSE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP,
ALL THE MAVERICKS IN THE HOUSE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
ALL THE PLUMBERS IN THE HOUSE, PULL YOUR PANTS UP,
ALL THE PLUMBERS IN THE HOUSE, PULL YOUR PANTS UP!
WHEN I SAY OBAMA,
YOU SAY AYERS,
OBAMA!
(SAMBERG/ARMISEN) AYERS!
(POEHLER) OBAMA!
(SAMBERG/ARMISEN) AYERS!
(POEHLER) I BUILT ME A BRIDGE AND IT AIN'T GOING NOWHERE!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH.
McCAIN/PALIN
GONNA PUT THE NAIL IN
THE COFFIN … OF THE MEDIA ELITE!
(SAMBERG/ARMISEN) SHE LIKES RED MEAT!
(MOOSE enters)
(POEHLER) SHOOT A MUTHA HUMPIN MOOSE EIGHT DAYS OF THE WEEK,
NOW YOU'RE DEAD
NOW YOU'RE DEAD
CUZ I'M AN ANIMAL, AND I'M BIGGER THAN YOU
HOLDIN' A SHOTGUN, WORKIN' THE PUMP
EVERYBODY PARTY, WE GOING ON A HUNT
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
YO I'M PALIN I'M OUT!
(POEHLER, SUDEIKIS and SAMBERG/ARMISEN exit)
Thats pretty funny! I have to admit I was a little worried about her going on the show but it ended up ok. It could have been a disaster. The Alec Baldwin bit was funny but sad because he probably does really hate her.
That is hilarious! SNL bugs me sometimes about being so one sided...but I guess that's how all the general media is, huh?
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